Balm Jovi Face Palette
Balm Jovi Face Palette is a strange cosmetic for what seems to be paying homage to the band Bon Jovi, and the two included lip creams - named Milly and Vanilly - only add to the quirkiness of the name. This tries to be all sorts of things at once; unfortunately, it's not quite able to pull all of them off very well!
This palette definitely offers a lot: There are nine pressed-powder eyeshadows, a powder blush, a powder highlighter, and two lip and cheek creams.
The eyeshadows include matte, shimmer, and glitter shades, and the colors are mostly workable (white-silver, matte cream, shimmering soft pink, and dark mossy green). They are well pigmented, and they blend and wear well, but most of them are very powdery. Even a soft swipe of your brush across the surface leads to powder going all over the palette. This also leads to some fallout when you apply them.
The highlighter is a shimmery gold that looks, in the package, like it might not work on most skin tones, but it applies sheer enough that it isn't overpowering - it's just a nice illuminator that doesn't emphasize pores or wrinkles. The peachy pink blush goes on with amazing color - you really need very little of it - and it wears well throughout the day. Regrettably, it's also plagued with the same powdery/flaky texture the eyeshadows have.
The lip and cheek creams work much better on cheeks than on lips (where they wear off in about two hours), but their performance is average at best (and the creamy, almost greasy, texture means they're not for those with oily skin). All in all, this palette is more opening act than main event - and, unlike Bon Jovi's classic 80's album Slippery When Wet, definitely not a must-have!
- Eyeshadows come in mostly workable shades.
- Shadows are well-pigmented and blend and wear well.
- Highlighter doesn't emphasize pores or wrinkles.
- Blush has a strong color impact, and wears well throughout the day.
- Powder products (eyeshadows and blush) are too powdery, meaning they get everywhere.
- Lip and cheek creams are too creamy for those with oily skin.
- Lip and cheek creams last only a couple of hours on lips.
Today, most cosmetics companies seem to be launched for one of three distinct reasons: they come about as the extension of a high-end fashion house's brand (like Burberry, Tom Ford, Dolce & Gabbana, Marc Jacobs, or Armani); they're created by some corporation under the endorsement of a celebrity (Drew Barrymore's Flower Beauty or Kat Von D's line); or, as is the case for theBalm Cosmetics, an entrepreneur saw an "unfilled niche" in the cosmetics market and decided to get to work.
theBalm was founded in San Francisco by Marissa Shipman, who spent years trying to break into the cosmetics industry before forming her own company in 2004. As the story goes, she crafted her own products in her kitchen by consulting makeup books she bought from Amazon.com. Eventually she was able to hire a chemist, get a lab (Bye-bye, kitchen workshop!), and secure distribution through cosmetics retailer Sephora. theBalm's products have (pardon the pun) exploded and are now sold in dozens of countries worldwide.
It's interesting to note that theBalm is quite reminiscent of the Benefit brand; the similarity of the packaging, marketing, colors, product selection, and even the place of origin - San Francisco is blatant. Featuring recyclable cardboard packaging with retro pinup-style artwork and cutesy names, theBalm line includes both makeup and skin care products, and is reasonably priced, although it's definitely more expensive than what you'll find at the drugstore.
The company's makeup is definitely its stronger suit, with some good options, such as a couple eyeshadow palettes, the mascara, and its pressed-powder blushes. It has one true blockbuster product: Balm Shelter tinted moisturizer. This standout product performs amazingly well and is deserving of its many accolades.
Unfortunately, theBalm also has some problematic makeup, in particular, and ironically, their lip products. The inclusion of irritants in two of its lip products is disappointing, and an otherwise excellent lip gloss (with SPF, no less) is marred by a fragrance that's downright overwhelming initially and potentially irritating if used every day.
As far as skin-care, the company's collection, called TimeBalm, is surprisingly larger than you might think. It includes cleansers, toners, moisturizers, AHA exfoliants, masks, eye-area products, and a handful of ancillary items that are questionable in terms of their benefitthough some of them, like the foundation primer, are indeed worth checking out.
Overall, based on the formulas, theres little reason to give the majority of these skin-care products a second thought, as most of them are laced with one or more problematic ingredients or, in the case of most of the moisturizers, suffer due to jar packaging, which compromises the products stability. The prices are good, but theres not much value in saving money on average-to-problematic products, especially when spending just a bit more can get you far better formulas.
theBalm boasts that TimeBalm skin-care products are free of parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates, and many consumers seem to be seeking such products. However, parabens are not a problem, and phthalates arent usually included in skin-care productstheyre more often seen in nail polish and in some fragrances. Not including synthetic dyes is helpful, but it would have been even better for your skin if theBalm had avoided fragrant oils and other plant-based irritants. Lots of theBalm products contain great natural ingredients, but theyre often commingled with potentially irritating natural ingredients, and that doesnt add up to great skin careits more of a ticking time bomb than anything else.
For more information, visit www.thebalm.com. And yes, we're aware that "it's thebalm.com" is an expression used to indicate something that's totally cool. Coincidence? We'll let the reviews speak for themselves!
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